Not really a haiku, but I had to put it somewhere. Here’s the original.
She seems dim and dull,
but Tommie has evil side!
Okay, maybe not.

Not really a haiku, but I had to put it somewhere. Here’s the original.
She seems dim and dull,
but Tommie has evil side!
Okay, maybe not.

Review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in haiku
Harry’s destiny
plays out in a thrilling tale.
It’s a fine finish!
Review of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in haiku
Life takes a dark turn,
Challenge grows as Harry does.
Can’t wait for Hallows.
Funky Winkerbean review in haiku
Cheerless gloomy doom,
Cancer, war, car wrecks, drinking.
All with smirks that grate.
One Sentence review in haiku
(No mere pandering!)
Tales of love, life, death, and more,
all briefly told.
Wil Wheaton review in haiku
He’s way past Wesley.
Smart, funny, and down-to-earth.
No more “Kill the boy!”
Scriviner review in haiku
Great features, no bloat.
Full screen. Label, sort. Keep track.
Makes easy to WRITE.
Hipster PDA review in haiku
Low tech PDA:
freeform, cheap, easy-to-use.
I always have mine!
Pilot G-2 Pro Retractable Gel Ink Pen review in haiku
Dark, black, smooth gel ink.
Retractible with a click.
My new favorite.